Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Yo Mamma

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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