- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

The joke below me is retarded

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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