w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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