A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Hey, you have small hands.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Anti Joke

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