My life

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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make me a sandwich!

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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A black man without problems.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Winking at old people

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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