- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

The AIDS patient was gay

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Whats a cat? A cat!

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