- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

How Long is a Chinese man.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Yah? Well your a ********

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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