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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Five guys one rape.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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