Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Women's Rights...

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women's rights

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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