Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

a black guy with rights in 1924

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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