Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Rick Perry.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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