There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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