I love you very much.

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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1+1= 69

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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An antijoke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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