How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Women's rights.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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