An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Women's rights

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cc

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Turtles

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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