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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

What's in there? Get outta there...

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard