the cow goes moo

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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johann grayson being liked

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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