A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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No joke.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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