There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Steering Wheel Face.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

I got shot, you laughed

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Well, this is fun.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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