- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

George W. Bush

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

The Aristocrats

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Is Carly smart? No.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Roses are red Violets are blue

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

balls in ya mouf

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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