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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Womans baksetball...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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