Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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