- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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