Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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