- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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