Who is Dank? A: Billal

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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