- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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