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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Daniel is a fag

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what do you call obama a dumbass

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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