- Anti Joke

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

knock,knock you suck

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.