Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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Small Penis.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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