- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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