- Anti Joke

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit