- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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