- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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