- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

I named my son ps2 controller

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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