- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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