- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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