- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

How high is the sky? True or False

that wall over there ->

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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