Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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Robert Mugabe.

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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Trump will make America great again.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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