- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Brain fart

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

the sky is green no it is not

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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