I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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