One time i was sitting down

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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