Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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