What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

My children are mistakes

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Knock Knock Who's There Me

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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