- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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