What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Dumb

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Neil Lewis

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brock has small hands for a small job

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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