- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

How about that airline food?

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

im @ work, LOL.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Your Mum is soo fat.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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