- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Alchohol.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

A sober Irish individual.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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