- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

su algato es en fuego

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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