- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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